Thursday, June 5, 2014

30 Day Disney Challenge: I'm Wishing...

Day 23:
favorite old film (2000-)


I'm going to finish this challenge if it's the last thing I do.

Since I've already gushed about my love for Mulan and Hocus Pocus (both released before 2000), I've decided to amend this one a little bit and make it "favorite OLD disney movie", like... pre-80's.

I've decided to go with Snow White and Seven Dwarfs for one simple reason, I love those little guys. Seriously, each of them are wonderfully charming, and they are so hospitable :)
Growing up I always liked Dopey the most, but as I grow old and bitter I've started to identify more with Grumpy. He reminds me of the Grinch (one of my favorite fictional characters by the way;) and I can't help but well up when Snow White brings out his softer side.

Snow White herself is a little meh.
I mean she's really nice but her voice is a tad bit annoying.
And who the fuck would take an apple from a sketchy stranger?



Seriously?

Which is your favorite?
See you soon!

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Cinefile: A Million Ways To Die


Good evening ladies and gents :)
It's been a while since my last movie review, and I've decided enough is enough.
I've been going to the movies a lot more lately (awesome), so hopefully they'll become a little more frequent.
Let's do this :)

Today, we're going to talk about A Million Ways To Die In The West.

Starring: Seth MacFarlane (like, ALL of him, not just his voice ;), Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Sarah Silverman, Giovanni Ribisi, Amanda Seyfried and Neil Patrick Harris.

This is the latest movie from Seth MacFarlane, who is best known for creating Family Guy and American Dad! I did a review of Ted a couple years ago, (check it out here) and I'm going to start this review the same way I started that one:
I love Seth MacFarlane.
I think he is hilarious and awesome and I love everything that he does.
And yes, Family Guy definitely has its "dumb" moments, but I still love it.

My friend and I were both REALLY excited to see this movie, until we saw the rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
It was 33%. THIRTY THREE PERCENT.
That's just less than a third, effectively crushing our hopes for this movie. But we aren't quitters, and we went this weekend anyway.


The story follows a simple sheep farmer named Albert (Seth MacFarlane) dealing with the dangers of life on the frontier. As an intelligent (yet slightly cowardly) man living among a vast group of gun slinging hotheads, Albert does his best to avoid confrontation. But when his long term girlfriend (Amanda Seyfried) leaves him for another man (Neil Patrick Harris), Albert has to man up to try to win her back. With the help of a mysterious new town resident (Charlize Theron), Albert starts to learn how to settle a feud in the old west.
Giovanni Ribisi plays his supportive yet awkward best friend Edward, who is dating Sarah Silverman's character Ruth, a prostitute at the local saloon.

 
Let me start with the good stuff.
Seth MacFarlane was HILARIOUS. I was kind of nervous to see how he would do actually physically starring in a movie, but he did not disappoint. It's so funny because you've heard him laugh and yell and get angry before, but now you get to see the facial expressions that go with the voice. I'm really really hoping that he'll be in more movies from now on. Seriously guys he's hysterical.

Charlize Theron actually did a great job too. I sound surprised not because she's a bad actress (because she's not) but because I couldn't picture her in Seth's slapstick / silly brand of comedy. But she and Seth actually had great chemistry, and I really liked her character.

Something that I love about Family Guy is all the random references that are neatly tucked into each of the episodes. I was so excited to find out that this movie does the exact same thing! I'm not going to give them away, but there are awesome little easter eggs all throughout the movie :)


But sadly, the movie wasn't perfect :/
I really REALLY didn't like the bits about Edward and Ruth, which is really sad because I really like Sarah Silverman and Giovanni Ribisi.
It was just too raunchy.
As I've mentioned before, Ruth works as a prostitute that's involved with Edward, an innocent love struck shoe repairman. Ruth, although very kind and "innocent" herself, is very popular at the saloon and isn't shy about what goes on during business hours. Edward continues to be supportive of his girlfriend's career, even though he is constantly reminded of what she does all day. I don't want to go into a ton of detail but let's just say an older couple left the theater about 10 minutes in. Yeah.
They were both great friends to Albert, and the scenes they did as a group were fine, it's just when they're alone and talking about sex that it's just too much for me.

My friend and I both agreed that this movie definitely didn't get the credit it deserved and were pleasantly surprised by how funny it really was. 


Overall, I'm going with 4 stars :)

I'd recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys various types of comedy.
Bear in mind that like Family Guy and Seth's other shows, it contains both clever and simple humor. There are fart jokes and gross out moments and stuff that is just funny for the sake of being funny. If this isn't your thing, you may not like it as much as I did.


I hope you enjoyed this review :)
I'll see you soon!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

KFT: May Edition


Hey guys and dolls :)
Here's the list of my favorites for the month of May.
Enjoy :)

1) Volcano Sushi
I became a sushi fan a couple years ago, but never really had a favorite sushi restaurant.
That changed a couple weeks ago.
There's an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant on 21st Street in Ghent called Volcano Sushi & China Bistro.
AND HOLY TITS IT'S SO GOOD. Seriously, best sushi I've ever had.
And on top of the food, they have great cocktails (I had something called a Blue Ninja, which if I remember correctly was Sake, Pineapple Juice and Curacao:) and a very nice atmosphere.
Sadly, Bryan's not much of a sushi fan, so I probably won't be going there regularly, but it will definitely be my go to place whenever I'm in the mood from now on.


2) Bamboo Ballet Flats
I ordered a pair of these from Modcloth about a month ago and they have become my new go to shoe.
They are cute and actually quite comfortable. I can't wear them to work (probably for the best, I bet they would get DESTROYED way too quickly), but they look awesome with shorts and dresses.
I loved them so much that I ordered a second pair in another color. I now have a black pair and a gold pair :)


3) Bates Motel: Season 2
You've heard me gush about various TV shows on here.
Well, add Bates Motel to the list.
There are a dozen reason why I love this show (the #1 reason being Max Thieriot...mmm), and I'm so excited to finish the second season :)
If you're a fan of thrillers and haven't watch this yet I HIGHLY recommend it. The first season is on Netflix :)

This concludes this edition of Kathryn's Favorite Things (KFT).
I'll be back next month with new products and favorites :)
See you all soon!